- Tony sandbags, incurs wrath of Indonesian press corps
- New Zealand is 'not a consolation prize', guys
- Julie won't use taxpayers money to save you from piracy charges, Indonesian jails, or whatever. That's for travel expenses
- Malcolm puts Ziggy in charge of deconstructing the NBN
- Scott Morrison lets Syrian refugees join the line, tells others not to queue jump.
- Tony Abbott says he will treat all Senators with respect.
- Joe Hockey faces a decision to be made, and decides not to make it just yet.
- Scott Morrison bravely decides not to let journos talk to asylum seekers. Not that they could before.
- He also denies that there was ever any policy to tow back boats. It's all a media misrepresentation
- Abbott is confident of repealing the carbon tax, because he bought all the Senators-elect gift baskets.
- T.Abbs tells Prince Harry 'everyone feels like a monarchist', pimps out his daughters
- Julie Bishop has a word on the sidelines with the Russians about the whole piracy thing
- Everyone that has ever gone to a wedding and claimed expenses (haven't we all) is now looking over their shoulder, because Fairfax has found their Watergate moment.
and that's all that passes for political journalism in this country, until next time.
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