Abbott Government: Week 1 in review

Things that happened in Abbott's Australia this week.

• Sophie Mirabella, a person so horrible even other Liberals dislike her, lost her seat.
• Julie Bishop taught us how to win friends and influence (brown) people
• Some people in Indonesia found this offensive.
• AusAID cut, aligned with Abbott diplomacy
• Eric Abetz takes on his new role as Minister for Cutting Public Services
• Eric starts by firing three senior public servants.
• Eric also goes after union thugs.
• Tony Abbott announces his manly cabinet...
• ...in which there is no place for science
• This turns out to be a bit embarrassing.
• But never mind, because Tony Abbott himself will be Minister for Women.
• They all brought their own Bibles to swear on.
• Half of the cabinet is Catholic.
• A general was promoted to three stars, so that he can stop the boats.
• Operation Sovereign Borders consists mostly of Scott Morrison keeping boat arrivals under wraps.
• Climate changed was stopped by abolishing any mention of it.
• No gays marrying in the ACT on Tony's watch.
• Let's keep things clean and fair, says Abbott. Several Liberals consider resigning
• Joe Hockey gets in a slapfight with Colin Barnett. 
• Tony has decided too much money is being spent on family law. 
• Some old white male people go for a bike ride with Tony.